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Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by badbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Jrlloyd013 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm - animals - by iHateWorms (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 11:07am - love - by notahomewrecker - United States
Today, I found out what I look like drunk and naked while swinging a tennis racket thanks to a picture message forwarded to just about everyone I know and some I don't. Among the numbers the text was sent to was a familiar one. My mom's. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 2:26am - misc - by ObeseCaveDweller (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - love - by nubbins (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States
Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I decided to give one of them (a seven-year-old) a piggy-back ride, thinking I'm strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before faceplanting on the wooden floor. She is fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:05am - kids - by ouchy (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 8:29pm - love - by croleymd - United States
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