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Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

#15023779
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On 02/18/2011 at 12:19am - animals - by Username -

Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

#15020187
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On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

#15278049
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On 03/11/2011 at 7:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

#18142584
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On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

#20008267
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On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

#16842915
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418
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On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
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On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

#19440828
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On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)

Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML

#17555162
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On 08/23/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet, with elves, starring her as the perfect Mary Sue style lead character. I can't get out of this. FML

#17647973
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On 09/02/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by Actor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

#17471186
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On 08/14/2011 at 3:31pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United States (Arizona)



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