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Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

#14693370
73 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

#15341897
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On 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm - kids - by Abeille (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22282) - you deserved it (4242)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

#16309963
54 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by elle -

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML

#18387801
47 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 8:53pm - misc - by Geraldine - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

#16076129
72 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 7:54am - love - by bigcityfail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
72 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26803) - you deserved it (2515)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

#16247260
72 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
73 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

#18627824
73 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by fgbh456 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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