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Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 6:32pm - misc - by snowball (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -
Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -
Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hiring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 4:22pm - work - by ryjacs - United States (Missouri)
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 3:53am - love - by lovingpsychosis - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)
Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML
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Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)
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