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Today, my electricity went out. The electric company said it was because the bill was at least 4 months overdue. Apparently, I have been paying for my roommate to go out and party for weeks. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 1:34pm - animals - by PuppyLove2009 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
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On 07/22/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by stalkered (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 9:38pm - work - by moduschic (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by kelkline (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11 but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by revalc (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JerseyGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
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