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Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11 but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by revalc (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JerseyGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing happy birthday with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Thomas (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by NotsexyEnough - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that some men think it's ok to clip their fingernails, at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 5:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. 20 minutes into the job, I was told 'Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go.' Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 5:07am - work - by FML (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I met my boyfriends mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp comes up from my throat. And not only that. A small chunk of mucus flies out and lands on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 7:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 3:25pm - work - by ZombieLicker (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by smellsofeggs (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)
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