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Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

#18143971
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31393) - you deserved it (2508)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheered because we got 5 extra points. No one asked if I was okay. FML

#14706405
80 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

#15048798
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6912) - you deserved it (43797)

On 02/20/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by O.o (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (25313)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27605) - you deserved it (5497)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

#15099087
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (6627)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465
83 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (26991)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

#15576285
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17411) - you deserved it (27872)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by nicky (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
83 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

#17657793
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (2752)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

#18569083
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33327) - you deserved it (4250)

On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)



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