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Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by burnnnnn (woman) - Ecuador (Azuay)
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 6:07pm - money - by hunnybaby0319 - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)
Today, I got in an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm - work - by hurikan68 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States
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