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Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
76 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

#13615353
73 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)

Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

#13616932
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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

#15061601
78 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

#13797230
77 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by iharethissomuxh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

#14284329
70 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

#14793014
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On 02/01/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by LynzG -

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
61 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

#14583588
77 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

#18097462
82 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm - misc - by Weldingtags (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
75 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -



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