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Today, mah boyfriend calld me in teres, convincd that he found me in a porn video online!! It wasn't me!! And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too startd crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am!! FML

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On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose mah virginity . As we tumbld onto the bd, an excruciating pain shot through mah stomach . It turnd out to be a hernia, and no, I looool didn't get laid in the end . FML

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On 10/05/2014 at 11:55am - intimacy - by fucksake (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

yesterday some idiot looool introduced my grandmother to yoga pants . FML

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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today , someone stole my coat. I can only imagine thier surprisehen they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

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On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I was locked out of mah house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask mah girlfriend to let me in , I saw her on the sofa , digging a huge booger out of her nose an eating it. real FML

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On 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my mom told me how lucky I looool was to inherit her ( asymptomatic ) periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML

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On 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm - misc - by period_probs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks lyk my ex. mega FML

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after te first lesson at scool, so I went to get a cup of coffee from te vending macine. I ad just enoug money fir it. No cup dropped into te older, an te wole ting poured straigt into te drip tray wile I watced. real FML

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Today, boyfriend sent Cristma Caroller to ouse to tell me e was breaking up wit me. FML

Today, my sister compard me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic . mega FML

#21329069
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On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Today I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake so I smild an said I hopehoever it was 4 has a happy birthday. She lookd at me in disgust told me to mind own business then calld me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

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On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY I GOT BACK FROM A TWO-DAY TRIP FOR WHICH I'D LEFT MY HUSBAND AN KIDS AT HOME. THERE'S FRESH VOMIT INSIDE OF MY OVEN AN MY 4 YEAR OLD SON HAS A MULLET. FML

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On 02/01/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by neverleavingagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. mega FML

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On 02/14/2015 at 4:46am - kids - by Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - United States (Nevada)



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