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Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:03am - misc - by HappyBirthdayISuppose (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
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On 04/24/2013 at 10:10am - work - by demispark - United States (Florida)
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 2:21am - health - by the only sober one (woman) - United States (California)
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version
Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version
Today, I came home from work to my basement flooding. With sewage. That wasn't from our house. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by razzipost1 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)
Monday 20 May 2013
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