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Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm - work - by Fonzie34 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was directing a video shoot of a big Christmas show with 750 people attending. After the first half of the show recorded; during intermission, I accidentally deleted the show as people were signing up to buy the DVD. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - work - by kermudgen - United States
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 12:03am - health - by caliibbyy -
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)
Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kickers? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 2:17am - kids - by longdrive (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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On 11/28/2010 at 6:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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