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Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML

#17904987
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I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (4152)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

#17734062
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
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On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML

#18572612
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On 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML

#19072736
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

#17863596
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On 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:00am - kids - by tiredoffamilydinners (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

#17901158
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On 10/04/2011 at 12:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk because I couldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

#18619615
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On 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by Jbs4lf (man) - Belgium

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

#19673015
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, my roommate and I realised our freezer hasn't been working for days. This would be slightly less awful if she hadn't been storing dead rats for her pet snakes in there. Let's just say the smell is interesting. FML



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