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Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version
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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)
Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)
Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:34am - love - by Sdutent (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by ohnolunch - United States (California)
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by 0ptimu5 (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, I woke up very hung over after a big party last night. As I walked into my kitchen to make something to eat, I noticed a weird smell. Turns out my friend had thrown up in my freezer, and then turned off my whole fridge so "it wouldn't freeze and be hard for me to clean up in the morning." FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 9:16pm - misc - by Pimp53X (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
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