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Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by brandon - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 1:38am - love - by Some Girl - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:17pm - money - by jetlagged (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 3:35pm - work - by niiiiiiiiiikki - United States (Kansas)
Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:01am - misc - by notsolucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)
Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States
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