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Today, it was my husband's and my anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish me a happy anniversary. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by sexysue (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my uncle got me a debit card and put one thousand dollars on it for my Christmas present. However, he forgot to activate the card. The recipt with the 14 digit activation code is in the garbage in Colorado. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 8:20pm - money - by kraziikayce (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by goblue (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I have to train people overseas to do my job. If I succeed in teaching them what they need to know, then they get my job and I get fired. If they don't perform well, then as the trainer I get blamed, and get fired. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 3:30am - work - by ritualdevice - Sent from mobile version
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 9:54am - intimacy - by windskurfer - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - intimacy - by emergency (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 4:09am - misc - by ilovecowboys (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 3:08pm - love - by gp28 - United States
Today, after selling some furniture and jewelry to make the rent this month, I woke up to find a foreclosure notice. The landlord hasn't paid the mortgage in 6 months, so I'm evicted anyway. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 10:27am - money - by streeted - United States
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