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Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Tooloud (woman) - Canada
Today, I had to present a project for my science class. I began explaining my project; looking at all the bored people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness then caused me to laugh hysterically, causing my classmates to laugh. My teacher felt sorry for me and told me to sit down. FML
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On 03/27/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by esbemebe1113 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 8:16pm - work - by unemployed (woman) - El Salvador (San Salvador)
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm - love - by RaveCharlie - United States
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
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On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)
Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)
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