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Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by emilyupsidedown (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by burnnnnn (woman) - Ecuador (Azuay)
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 6:07pm - money - by hunnybaby0319 - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)
Today, I got in an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
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