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Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 2:36am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by kanenakid - United States (New York)
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 8:03am - animals - by grosssss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 12:24am - love - by lug_nut (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I received a letter saying that I was accepted into university and that I qualified for a number of scholarships. Too bad an equivalent sum of money will be spent fixing the car I hit, after spinning out on ice, whilst driving home from said university. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by trooper93 (man) - Canada
Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by emilyupsidedown (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by burnnnnn (woman) - Ecuador (Azuay)
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 6:07pm - money - by hunnybaby0319 - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States
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