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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by alie (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by xoothc08 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by LockandKey - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said "You should know already". FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Timeless (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)
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