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Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

#20964854
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I agree, your life sucks (46012) - you deserved it (2932)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:53pm - health - by ChestExploding (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

#20970954
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On 11/26/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by Thanks guys - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

#20979933
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On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
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On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

#20974953
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On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

#21003528
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On 12/24/2013 at 11:53am - animals - by PityKitty (woman) -

Today, I found a job after two years of searching. I excitedly called my best friend to tell her the good news. She decided break her own news about how she quit yet another good paying job and found an even better one within hours. FML

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

#21032966
80 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

#21018050
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I agree, your life sucks (43524) - you deserved it (5828)

On 01/05/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by stopstutteringforSiri - United States

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

#21025291
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On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML

#21050703
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I agree, your life sucks (47683) - you deserved it (4869)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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