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Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

#17413656
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
84 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

#18261463
87 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 1:32am - work - by nyatzz - United States (Florida)

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

#17520336
73 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML

#19070055
66 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

#19241359
69 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

#17863596
78 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
86 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML

#19556658
58 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by tandc (man) - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

#18960427
72 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by baddriver (man) - United States

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

#19011157
84 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
76 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)



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