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Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

#14238369
81 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML

#14305134
73 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

#12706497
82 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

#13612177
66 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 6:04am - misc - by Sean - United States (Florida)

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

#14156953
77 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

#15070074
64 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

#16891673
85 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by veebenjoo - United States (New Mexico)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
76 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my boyfriend's grandparents for the first time. When my boyfriend introduced us, his grandfather smiled at me, took my hand, and said in the most polite voice, "Wow, you're not nearly as pretty as he described you." FML

#14511615
79 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 7:22pm - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
77 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

#15160394
67 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
64 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)



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