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Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

#21132154
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I agree, your life sucks (47680) - you deserved it (12012)

On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML

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On 05/22/2014 at 12:47pm - work - by What am I doing with my life? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

#21186463
86 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night and practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
77 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, while waiting for the start of a concert, the man behind me decided to pee into a cup. Then the cup tipped over and drained all down my leg. FML

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

#21192976
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On 06/29/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
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On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
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On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
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On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML

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On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML

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On 02/22/2015 at 3:36pm - work - by vaylosa (woman) -



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