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Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML

#3777907
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (52936)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Alex - United States (Virginia)

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

#4156850
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34930) - you deserved it (2944)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

#4847720
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43050) - you deserved it (7640)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by nofriends (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML

#5957888
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34447) - you deserved it (5621)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

#5788533
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38014) - you deserved it (2140)

On 10/12/2009 at 12:16am - work - by selfdefense - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

#5052267
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7704) - you deserved it (39545)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:06am - animals - by spideypowers (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought a new computer. I gave my old one to my mother. After handing it over and going home, I realised I forgot to change the background picture, a naked photo of my girlfriend. FML

#4426639
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8186) - you deserved it (61621)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by picaboo (man) - Singapore

Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML

#5279131
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44140) - you deserved it (2100)

On 09/15/2009 at 7:39pm - work - by bonedregardless (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

#5498731
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38295) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I moved out of my parents basement. After I hugged my parents I walked out the door only to remember I left my phone in the kitchen. I open the door and see my parents dancing. FML

#5644801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (12760)

On 10/04/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by neverStopLaughin - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

#6403187
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34132) - you deserved it (4068)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

#6194292
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39735) - you deserved it (4186)

On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

#6427475
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7920) - you deserved it (24744)

On 11/23/2009 at 9:30pm - love - by pigglepigglepiggle (man) - United States (Virginia)



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