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Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML

#21237282
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34677) - you deserved it (2754)

On 08/14/2014 at 6:31am - work - by givemestrength - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

#9160
57 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

#41639
41 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

#84898
60 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

#94927
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43842) - you deserved it (2756)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

#209503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70918) - you deserved it (4481)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by arrrrggggghhhh (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

#311198
75 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 9:45pm - misc - by Jonnygiant (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

#529692
79 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

#553334
76 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by unloved (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

#705801
78 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 5:44pm - misc - by talkssuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

#701827
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63915) - you deserved it (4204)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by androgynous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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