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Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (3273)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
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I agree, your life sucks (35884) - you deserved it (3704)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

#13402192
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I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (8524)

On 10/11/2010 at 2:00am - health - by cdubb27 - United States (California)

Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

#13670033
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On 11/01/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

#12316172
80 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Amandajean32 - United States

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

#13799925
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7629) - you deserved it (40100)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:34am - intimacy - by Caught (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

#13318018
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I agree, your life sucks (32239) - you deserved it (4365)

On 10/04/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

#14351793
80 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

#14392477
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (4138)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

#13601804
80 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
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I agree, your life sucks (54043) - you deserved it (4548) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

#14221771
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On 12/16/2010 at 6:54am - misc - by xxmollyxx (woman) - Sweden



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