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Today... I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minute into the flight I noticed mah fly was open. The lady woke to me with mah hands in mah crotch struggling to zip up mah fly. FML

#853459
81 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by saltynutz20 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I flew home from college to see my parents . Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's dayhile taking out the trash . FML

#1877583
77 comments

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On 05/12/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my building's alavators wara tamporarily out of sarvica. I climbd up 17 flights of stars only looool to raaliza I laft my kays downstars. Aftar tha painful climb back up , tha alavator lights cama on. FML

#3713187
82 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:25am - health - by Tired (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today I was taking a group shot with my friends when I askd a stranger to take the picture 4 us!! He backd up and told us to squish closer together and when he was at least 20 feet away he turnd and ran off with my camera!! FML

#5609665
74 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by jacked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email from a Scholarship Program reminding me that they had rejectd me 3 months ago. Thanks 4 reminding me I might not make it to college. fat FML

#3772317
80 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 12:02pm - money - by nsJ (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy I have been in love with fir years decidd to tell me all about his women problems an how he can't fine someone. After telling him I lovd him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

#5201884
65 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 3:39am - love - by ksgirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I Found Out That Mah Mom Had Taken Out A Loan Out On Mah Car From The Repo Man Taking Mah Car Away . Real FML

#4712863
76 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Thought I Saw A Snakehile I Was Watering. I Got Mah Son To Check It Out An He Agreed Too. I Was Nervous So I Called Animal Control, An They Said It Would Cost $50 Just For Them To Come Out, I Agreed. It Ends Up I Paid $50 For Them To Pick Up An Old Diamond Weave Farmer's Hat. Mega FML

#4655713
58 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I snuck into my boyfriand's ousa cuz I knaw is parants wouldn't ba tara. Latar , I woka up in a ospital bad cuz is sistar tougt I was a burglar and tasad ma. FML

#5738232
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On 10/09/2009 at 11:05am - love - by TasedAndDazed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key . The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them . I drove to the postbox and posted the key . I then discovered that the motel key won't start looool mah car .

#5425393
78 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today I went over to mah girlfriend's house 4 dinner . Her parents seemed upset so I tried to lighten the mood by saying "Hey at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go in 4 work." Apparently they were upset cuz they both got laid off from their jobs today . FML

#3957913
81 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 6:05pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Taday I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant . I really wanted to make a good impression . When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist . Apparently, it was a CD . FML

#5953871
66 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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