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Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 12:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by nosleep (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm - kids - by Abeille (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -
Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back my military application for 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said my eyes were too bad for service. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 8:23pm - health - by sadface (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
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Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 7:04am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States
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