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Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper is actually ice. After a bit of struggle I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked "Women's weights room". Oh. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by genderbender (woman) - Reserved
Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)
Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got fired from the supermarket I work at because the order was done wrong last Wednesday. I wasn't in last Wednesday, and I don't even do orders. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 4:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, my mother dragged me into Victoria's Secret to get my opinion on some lingerie. Lingerie she'll be using to get into my dad's pants this evening. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I called out "personal" from work because I had to study for a major test that is taking place tomorrow. An hour later my manager called to fire me for "not taking work seriously", then I got an email that the test is being postponed. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 7:13pm - work - by Laurendorcus - Sent from mobile version
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 8:15pm - misc - by educatttiiioonnn (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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