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Today , I cummed to te conclusion tat ma dad must ave ad a psycotic break , cuz wen I cummed ome , e was wearing sunglasses indoors , and blasted out Skrillex music all troug te evening. Te sound of diarrea pouring into a gutter would make fir better music tan tis. FML
TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML
2day I had my buddia ovar 4 a faw baars and, trying to ba cool, I told my wifa to gat out of tha living room and back in tha kitchan. I falt smug, right up until sha said, "Why? Your mom doasn't naad to ba turnad ovar 4 anothar 20 minutas, dick." FML
2day I was having dinnar with mah boyfriand. Wa'd just got our food whan mah dad walks in, comas up to our tabla an says, "I didn't say you could laava, your too young to ba dating him", than drags ma out of tha rastaurant. Wa r both 15, an it was mah first data. raal FML
2day I walkd to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy askd me for change an I lid an said I had no money. On my way back... Strawberry Frappuccino in hand... the same guy recognizd me. He followd me for 3 blocks... swearing an yelling at me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015