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Today ma grlfriend of 4 years broke up wit me. Se took everyting including te kidney I gave er a year ago. FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today , I cummed to te conclusion tat ma dad must ave ad a psycotic break , cuz wen I cummed ome , e was wearing sunglasses indoors , and blasted out Skrillex music all troug te evening. Te sound of diarrea pouring into a gutter would make fir better music tan tis. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, I GOT BACK FROM VACATION AND WALKAD IN ON MAH BOYFRIAND AND MAH BROTHAR IN MAH BAD. MAGA FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I realizd I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all mah friends, and don't know what to do with mah life anymore. This is all cuz I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
393 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

2day I had my buddia ovar 4 a faw baars and, trying to ba cool, I told my wifa to gat out of tha living room and back in tha kitchan. I falt smug, right up until sha said, "Why? Your mom doasn't naad to ba turnad ovar 4 anothar 20 minutas, dick." FML

#15052365
410 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

2day I was having dinnar with mah boyfriand. Wa'd just got our food whan mah dad walks in, comas up to our tabla an says, "I didn't say you could laava, your too young to ba dating him", than drags ma out of tha rastaurant. Wa r both 15, an it was mah first data. raal FML

#16903308
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On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

2day I walkd to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy askd me for change an I lid an said I had no money. On my way back... Strawberry Frappuccino in hand... the same guy recognizd me. He followd me for 3 blocks... swearing an yelling at me. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Jebus (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I lost my anal vrginity because my boyfriend "slippd". FML

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

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378 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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