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Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 9:45am - work - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States
Today, I was fired because I skipped a week of work without calling nor telling anyone. His secretary forgot to tell him about my scheduled days off for anticipation for my daughter's birth. My boss had already hired someone else so he gave me his secretary's job. Wrong time for a pay decrease. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 10:30am - money - by solarecliptic (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)
Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Agata (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 4:37am - misc - by watchmaker (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 9:12pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm - kids - by arachnidphobia (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)
Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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