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Saturday 31 January 2015

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Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

#21346090
51 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 7:56am - work - by vampyrate3562 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
51 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

#21345701
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On 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm - misc - by WildShortstop13 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
48 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML

#21346172
48 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm - misc - by John Doe (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

#21344355
47 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 1:55am - work - by Thisismylife (woman) - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

#21346952
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10610) - you deserved it (1103)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
45 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

#21345278
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On 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21243) - you deserved it (1951)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (1813)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

#21345740
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/28/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by amyhyett - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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