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Friday 31 October 2014

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Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

#21288322
65 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 10:15am - misc - by ineedsleep (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I spent an hour painstakingly disassembling my antique mirror after discovering a stack of papers behind the back board. I finally got hold of one corner, and pulled out - a newspaper from 2007 and instructions for an IKEA bed. FML

#21286426
65 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by TukTuk (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

#21287500
57 comments

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On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML

#21288212
52 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

#21288116
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25663) - you deserved it (1739)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:58pm - misc - by thealaskanyoung - United States (Indiana)

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

#21287120
53 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

#21286268
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (2507)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm - work - by Radio GaGa (man) - Canada

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
45 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

#21288734
37 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2831) - you deserved it (281)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

#21288837
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2268) - you deserved it (212)

On 10/31/2014 at 1:10am - health - by NoScrubs - United States (California)



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