Thursday 20 June 2013 
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Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by skunked - United States (California)
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)
Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 3:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)
Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my 15-year-old daughter got her head stuck under the couch. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 8:34pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 9:09pm - work - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 10:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Monday 17 June 2013
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