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Saturday 23 May 2015

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Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

#21413982
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (916)

On 05/22/2015 at 12:08pm - love - by SuchaDisapointment - United States

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

#21413299
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22750) - you deserved it (1489)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm - work - by stilljobless (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15076) - you deserved it (1121)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
49 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21227) - you deserved it (3827)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

#21413067
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19259) - you deserved it (1447)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

#21413979
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (903)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by xolaurennnn - United States

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

#21413204
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17757) - you deserved it (7703)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

#21413953
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13165) - you deserved it (1058)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:02am - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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