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Thursday 5 March 2015

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Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

#21367992
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22175) - you deserved it (1884)

On 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13135) - you deserved it (1063)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying". I get there and he's running around, playing and admits he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML

#21368524
45 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 7:38am - kids - by MrsRODixon - United Kingdom (Bridgend)

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23044) - you deserved it (3366) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

#21368246
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15151) - you deserved it (1313)

On 03/04/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by neverforgetyourphone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a job I desperately wanted. Yesterday, the job offer I'd been stalling on in while waiting for news about this one expired. FML

#21367239
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21629) - you deserved it (7600)

On 03/03/2015 at 12:18pm - work - by badtiming (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

#21366823
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23413) - you deserved it (2124)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:42pm - work - by dontplaywithmyfeelings - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from a potential employer. They spent five minutes explaining job duties and I listened with anticipation. Then they spent five minutes explaining why I wasn't the right person for the job. FML

#21367505
34 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 7:28pm - work - by Kali (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

#21368646
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (445) - you deserved it (24)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

#21368616
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (360) - you deserved it (73)

On 03/05/2015 at 11:30am - misc - by lulinator (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML

#21368636
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (392) - you deserved it (17)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:10pm - work - by Completely Innocent - United States



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