Thursday 20 June 2013 
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Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by skunked - United States (California)
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)
Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 3:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)
Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 10:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML
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On 06/20/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by aimeealexis (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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On 06/20/2013 at 1:49am - misc - by ohmygod (man) - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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