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Tuesday 21 October 2014

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Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8642) - you deserved it (732)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

#21281851
41 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML

#21281510
37 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 12:53am - work - by are you kidding me - United States (Kansas)

Today, while doing physical therapy exercises for my broken leg, I managed to throw my back out. Now I can neither walk nor sit up. FML

#21281586
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21800) - you deserved it (1819)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:00am - health - by cray12 - United States

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

#21282364
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7511) - you deserved it (668)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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