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Friday 12 February 2016

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Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

#21525041
63 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by Poppleton99 - United States (Utah)

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

#21525128
52 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by J (man) - Malta

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
60 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

#21524584
61 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 9:29pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
58 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15953) - you deserved it (1321)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

#21524514
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17317) - you deserved it (1318)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
53 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

#21525225
53 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by Electro (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
50 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
49 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

#21525094
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13780) - you deserved it (2646)

On 02/11/2016 at 7:24am - work - by candy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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