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Saturday 10 May 2014

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Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd looool missed a few periods, gained wieght, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. big fat FML

#21139495
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46900) - you deserved it (10644)

On 05/14/2014 at 9:12am - health - by thanks4support - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
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On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

today a brd got into te looool walls of ma ouse troug a ole. I located were it was by following te crping and scratcing sounds... and drilled a ole to get it out. I pulled out te drill... only to find te drill bit bloody. Suddenly... no more crps. FML

#21131587
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On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ovaraard somaona at ta mall talling is friand, "So I'm going in fir a brain scan." Trying to ba funny, I pipad up, "Battar opa tay fina somating!" Turns out tat ad baan ta and of is santanca, and ta scan is to saa if is cancar as spraad. FML

#21134153
134 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I turnd in my best painting yet fir a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I endd up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glud together some crap from the dollar store and calld it conceptual art. FML

#21132527
144 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by assgoblins piss me off (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I spent an hour explaining to a college student how u could have a baby and not be marrid. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
134 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday neighbor scolded me 4 "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of dogs. This would be reasonable, except 4 the fact that her kid had jumped fence an tried to steal a rattle out of daughter's hands. mega FML

#21133303
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On 05/07/2014 at 3:16pm - kids - by Arthur - United States

2day I started watching porn in mah room with the volume muted. A minute later , mah dad knocked on the door , so I closed everything and called him in. He just said , "Son , you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use mah own computer. FML

#21142112
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On 05/16/2014 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I started going on and on looool about dogs and there different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, ( I fucking love animals ), I didn't think it through and said, ( I love fucking animals ). real FML

#21131182
131 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
140 comments

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On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching mah 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger" . Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived . FML

#21134481
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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denid in front of everyone. The staff teasd me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend beggd for money outside. FML

#21138924
131 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)



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