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Sunday 2 February 2014

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Yesterday... someone hit mah parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk... and I got a ticket for parking there. FML

#21046882
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48852) - you deserved it (3748)

On 02/01/2014 at 2:47am - misc - by ccgundum (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, on tha aighth day of my diat, I mat up with my study group. Evaryona was looool snacking on junk foodhila I stuck to carrots. Somaona put a Snickar bar on tha tabla. ( God, I want you, ) I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. Tha guy naxt to ma inchd his chair away. FML

#21050614
72 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 8:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while at a funeral 4 a distant family member, I was giving my condolence to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard response due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom cuz of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
74 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today , I hered my sister talking to my mom about me , saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor!! I walked in and asked wat she meant by that!! My mom replied , "She means your an asshole." I love you too , mom!! FML

#21055293
76 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm - misc - by jigglepuff - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday I Ad To Wake Up At 4am Because My Boss Set An Important Busines Meeting Fir Frst Ting In Te Morning. After Making Sure Everyting Was Ready I Went To Work. My Boss Endd Up Oversleeping And Movd Te Meeting To Tomorrow. FML

Taday I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand an told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked an told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

#21050427
69 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 4:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, the guy I was sexting askd me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML

#21050596
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49403) - you deserved it (20109)

On 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by khfhjfsb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth an spat piece of it back out onto my plate. FML

#21053382
71 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mayotte

Today , I asked my sister wat she thought of my boyfriend. She said , "He's nice. Deserves better than you , really." FML

#21048143
68 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 1:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my family an I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting , an I jokingly said ( You're old now. ) I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool , my phone still in hand , an retort , ( You're soaked now. ) FML

#21054564
67 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 3:54pm - misc - by fuck you, dad (man) - United States (California)

Today, a kid in class kept catting to is friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time te guy e swappd wit movd, te stenc from is armpit waftd over. It smelld like naco ceese crossd wit ball sweat. It got so bad tat I eventually ad to go dry eave in te toilets. FML

#21050316
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (3338)

On 02/04/2014 at 1:55pm - health - by even axe would smell better (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, Something Ran Across My Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hereing Me Scream, My Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New "pet" Mouse Named Jerry That I Am Not Allowed To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. FML



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