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Sunday 2 February 2014

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TODAY..!! AFTER MONTHS OF LOOKING AT CRIBS AND PICKING OUT THE PERFECT ONE 4 MY UNBORN DAUGHTER..!! THE STORE INFORMED ME THAT THEY NO LONGER MAKE THAT CRIB..!! EVEN THOUGH THE MODEL IS RIGHT THERE ON THE SALES FLOOR!! I HAD TO LEAVE AS MY HORMONES GOT THE BEST OF ME AND I STARTED BAWLING!! FML

Today, I told mah professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML

#21053454
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On 02/07/2014 at 3:30pm - health - by ... - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY BOSS LET ME KNOW THAT I'M BIENG LAID OFF, VIA A TEXT MESSAGE THAT ENDED IN ( LMAO ). FML

#21043231
114 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, whila claaning a carpat in mah housa, somathing in it slicad mah foot . I couldn't find what it was, so I want to claan tha wound . 10 minutas latar, I slicad mah foot again on tha sama thing . I still can't figura out what it was . FML

#21052729
117 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm - health - by sashimi9999 - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriand told ma ha doasn't think ha should marry ma , cuz I hava kids. Thay'ra his kids. big fat FML

#21055090
112 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out mah husband's messy room . In the process, I found a jar containing wat appears to be a toenail collection . I don't think I'll ever regain mah appetite . FML

#21055497
111 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 4:18pm - misc - by Avomitmous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, me an boyfriend looool were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat cummed into the room, sat, an stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML

#21045897
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On 01/31/2014 at 1:16am - intimacy - by CatBlock (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I check my phone regularly fir calls or texts from her . I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bd sometimes . Today I realizd the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma . mega FML

#21054270
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On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

yesterday my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand... excitedly exclaiming... "Boobies be free!" FML

#21043704
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On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today... I found a Googla saarch for "aractila dysfunction" in my browsar saarch history... along with pagas about traatmants for it. I'm a woman... and I liva alona. FML

#21049445
111 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I ad an upset stomac all day at work. Wen lunc break came, I rused to te batroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable uman woopie cusion, a co-worker walked in. He eard te entre arse sympony, and just asked "Wat te fuck, dude?!" as e left. big fat FML

#21045407
106 comments

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On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

as usual, I stress ate!! After having mah exams prolongd for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, an then threw them all up!! Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow!! FML

#21048665
106 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

#21054692
105 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)



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