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Tuesday 5 November 2013

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Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54648) - you deserved it (6920)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today , the day before I'm supposed to leave 4 a long-anticipated trip to Europe , mah mother admitted that she's never paid 4 it . She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go . I gave up Christmas 4 this trip . FML

Today, she did it again. While I was minding own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me an slashed face with her nails, drawing blood an screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
219 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was ascortad out of a grocary stora 4 baating my looool boyfriand with a block of chaasa. FML

Today, ma usband an I went for our 20 week scan an found out we're aving a girl. Te first ting e said to me was, "Te next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

#20952357
234 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work wat a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

#20944786
203 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today , mah grocery shopping consistd of Poptarts , SpaghettiOs , Lucky Charms , Popsicles , Easy Mac , an Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

#20947507
193 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah grlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to mah place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" fat FML

Today , I got a call from mah husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after bieng caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

#20951750
168 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... wile working at Cipotle... a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if se ( could ave a steak burrito... but wit like... cicken instead? ) real FML

#20951236
132 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I was conducting survey over the phone at work!! As I looool calld a new respondent , someone answerd the phone , burpd loudly , an hung up!! This isn't the first time!! I hate this job!!

Today, after ours of organizing an spending around $300 4 tree-year-old's birtday party, I realizd I forgot to send out te invitations . FML

#20951338
160 comments

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



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