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Today , the day before I'm supposed to leave 4 a long-anticipated trip to Europe , mah mother admitted that she's never paid 4 it . She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go . I gave up Christmas 4 this trip . FML
Today, she did it again. While I was minding own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me an slashed face with her nails, drawing blood an screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt asshole of a cat. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work wat a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, mah grlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to mah place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" fat FML
yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML
Friday 27 March 2015