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Tuesday 1 October 2013

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at me for "making" her not like him by "telling her lies". FML

#20910894
78 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

#20912330
78 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 10:34am - money - by moneymoneymoney (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

#20902940
77 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 1:36am - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

#20903036
77 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 4:34am - misc - by novapine (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML

#20908147
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On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML

#20902324
67 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by A.Summers (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

#20909145
75 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 1:20am - intimacy - by inhaler -.- - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

#20905471
74 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML

#20905054
56 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Couch Potato - United States (California)

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

#20908703
72 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML

#20904287
71 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 1:54am - love - by KamiyaHaine (woman) - Singapore

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

#20903388
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41137) - you deserved it (3950)

On 10/01/2013 at 2:43pm - kids - by HGTV (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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