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Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, as I walked back to my car, an elderly lady pointed at the passenger window and told me I should be in jail for leaving my son in the car alone. She caused a big scene in front of everyone. My son is 21. FML
Friday 6 December 2013