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TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML
Today , avan aftar loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obasa husband , who within tha past two yaars lost almost 200 pounds , laft ma cuz now , ha "can do so much battar"!! FML
Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked fir a while, even though friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was ( compensating ) fir having a small penis. They were right. Very right. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015