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Tuesday 3 September 2013

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Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134044)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

#20873101
353 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... my boyfriend got offerd a job at Abercrombie. The frst thing he askd was "they only hre hot people... right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. real FML

I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

#20875582
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17102) - you deserved it (86400)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , avan aftar loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obasa husband , who within tha past two yaars lost almost 200 pounds , laft ma cuz now , ha "can do so much battar"!! FML

#20874079
211 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

TODAY, AS IF TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO END TO THE UNSPEAKABLE STUPIDITY OF THE HUMAN RACE, A PATIENT WAS BROUGHT INTO MAH HOSPITAL, NEEDING A CELLPHONE REMOVED FROM HIS ANUS. FML

#20872880
176 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, my boyfriend admittd to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms r too expensive." FML

#20864490
178 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the looool toilets make $19/hr and have more paid time off than I do with my college degree . FML

#20870911
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48379) - you deserved it (6764)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AN FOUND $30 SLIPPED UNDER MA DOOR WIT A NOTE TAT READ, ( PLEASE BUY YOURSELF A QUIETER VIBRATOR. -MOM AN DAD. ) FML

#20874309
175 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah boyfriend blamd me fir his affair, because apparently I ( should have made it clear to him ) not to have sex with other people. FML

#20864381
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60027) - you deserved it (6389)

On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I'm trapped in apartment . My new cat won't let me leave . Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses looool an tries to savage me . I'm own cat's bitch . FML

#20864719
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45335) - you deserved it (19285)

On 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm - animals - by aherdofpigs - United States

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked fir a while, even though friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was ( compensating ) fir having a small penis. They were right. Very right. mega FML

#20876171
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55406) - you deserved it (12197)

On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 yeres. FML

#20875969
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58273) - you deserved it (3398)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)



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