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Today, boyfriand and I ara on our way back from vacation. It will ba an aight hour driva. It just so happans I got food poisoning tha night bafora wa laft, and thara's roadwork avarywhara. Wa'ra at a daad halt with no signs of moving. FML
Today, I took mah girlfriend home to meet mah parents . They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest . She soon left in disgust . I haven't heard back from her since . FML
TODAY,HILE TRAINING A NEW EMPLOYEE, I HAD TO RUN AFTER A NAKED GUY CHASING A HOOKER AT THE HOTEL I WORK AT. I MADE HIM GO BACK TO HIS ROOM,HILE SHE OFFERED ME A GOOD TIME FOR 300 BUCKS. THE TRAINEE LEFT AN HASN'T COME BACK YET. FML
Today..!! I got a steering wheel cover to stop my obsessive steering wheel picking!! After putting it on..!! I realizd it was crookd..!! causing me to have OCD fits every time I drive!! I can still pick at the steering wheel around the cover!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015