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TODAY MY GRANDMA TOLD EVERYONE AT OUR PARTY TO STAY AWAY FROM ME SAYING ( YA MIGT CATC OBESITY FROM ER AN BECOME FATASS PORKERS TOO. ) I COMPLAIND TO MY DAD AT WIC POINT MY GRAN FAKD BIENG INEBRIATD. MY DAD ROLLD IS EYES AN SAID ( SE'S DRUNK ONEY. CILL OUT. ) FML
Today, I got a call from the police . Apparently my son tried robbing a teenage couple, but wound up getting his ass beat by both of them . I don't know what's worse, that my 32-year-old son is a criminal, or that he got it handed to him by 15-year-olds . real FML
Today , I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry , I'm sure u will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fred. I was crying cuz my cat died this morning. FML
TODAY, I WAS WATCING MY 3-YEAR-OLD SISTER PLAY IN TE BATTUB. SE STARTED SCREAMING AT ER TOYS, SAYING "YOU'RE STAYING UNDER TE WATER UNTIL U DIE!" SE TEN LOOKED AT ME AND CACKLED. I SARE A ROOM WIT TIS DEMON CILD. MEGA FML
Today, I Noticd Fraudulent Charges Made In Florida That Nearly Draind My Bank Account. After Reporting The Fraud To The Bank, I Returnd Home From A Weekend Away To Find A Note From My Husband. He An His Mistress Have Run Off To Florida To Start A Life Together, Apparently At My Expense. FML
Friday 27 March 2015