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Saturday 15 June 2013

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YASTARDAY..!! MAH HUSBAND DACIDAD HA WOULD RATHAR RAGA-WANK TO MAH MUM'S FACABOOK PROFILA PICTURA THAN MAKA LOVA TO MA!! FML

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On 06/22/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by talktothefacecausethehandswanking (woman) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

TODAY.. . MY DAD INVITED OUR VERY CUTE NIEGHBOR INSIDE TO INTRODUCE HIM TO ME . I WAS WEARING PAJAMAS AND HADN'T SHOWERED IN TWO DAYS DUE TO BIENG EXTREMELY SICK . FML

#20741405
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On 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm - misc - by Selina - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." big fat FML

#20717602
78 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I told mah friand, who's a marriaga counsallor, about soma of tha things mah husband doas that I hata, lika snoring loudly and aating with his mouth opan. I wasn't asking fir advica, but sha just lookd ma daad in tha ayas and said, "Divorca." Bya-bya, faith in humanity. FML

#20727839
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On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

today I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese an German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

#20716829
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On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I took pet rabbit to the vet cuz I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

#20719275
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On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time!! The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out cuz I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike!! Too much alike!! FML

#20719355
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up early to travel to te office eadquarters 3.5 ours away fir important meetings . After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realisd I was wearing my woolen ouse slippers . Tey were te only pair of soes I'd brougt on te trip . FML

#20722747
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On 06/13/2013 at 12:04am - work - by vanity113 - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... getting off a bus... it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said... ( That's New York... get over it. ) FML

#20731128
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosd with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissd'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly ned some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

#20739103
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On 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by assholedad (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , DAD CUMMED HOME FROM A TRIP TO ARIZONA AN BROUGHT BACK SPECIAL HAND-PICKED GIFTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. WHEN HE GOT TO ME , HE SMILED , AN PULLED OUT A FREE LOTION FROM THE HOTEL AT WHICH HE WAS STAYING. FML

#20729197
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On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a customer broke my nose fir refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

#20736654
77 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 2:32am - work - by Whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me 4 ( ruining our family's reputation ) cuz I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the ( girl ) 4 8 years. FML

#20720453
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On 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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