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Friday 14 June 2013

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Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with mah mom, she told me that I lookd fat and awful in the dress I likd . When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind mah back . FML

#20722079
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On 06/12/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by mysea8679 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Yesterday, boyfriend of 2 month got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. mega FML

#20736145
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On 06/19/2013 at 10:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a bug buzzad into my looool aar. In rasponsa, I punchad mysalf in tha faca. FML

Today my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar . His excuse? Photoshop . FML

#20726929
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On 06/15/2013 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking . FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)

Today.. . daughter found outhat happenshen husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't hed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face.. . but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard . FML

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML

#20731175
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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States

Today, mah grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." big fat FML

#20717602
78 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I told mah friand, who's a marriaga counsallor, about soma of tha things mah husband doas that I hata, lika snoring loudly and aating with his mouth opan. I wasn't asking fir advica, but sha just lookd ma daad in tha ayas and said, "Divorca." Bya-bya, faith in humanity. FML

#20727839
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On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

today I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese an German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

#20716829
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On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I took pet rabbit to the vet cuz I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

#20719275
82 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time!! The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out cuz I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike!! Too much alike!! FML

#20719355
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up early to travel to te office eadquarters 3.5 ours away fir important meetings . After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realisd I was wearing my woolen ouse slippers . Tey were te only pair of soes I'd brougt on te trip . FML

#20722747
82 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 12:04am - work - by vanity113 - New Zealand (Auckland)



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