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Friday 7 June 2013

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todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was on my bike. As I'm rolling troug an intersection , some assat in a pickup runs looool te rd ligt and its me. Instead of getting out and elping me , te guy ops out , takes a look at me lying in te street , steals my at and drives off. Tat was my favorite at. mega FML

#20720945
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On 06/12/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by Are you f*cking kidding me (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage looool she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

#20714826
107 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)

Today, feeling te need to spice tings up in our sex life, I dressed up in ma usband's navy uniform jacket, at, and a pair of eels. Wen e came into te room, e took one look at me and started lauging uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I threw a birthday party 4 mah boyfriend. As a joke, mah friend and I servd him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he fakd bieng drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of mah so-calld "friends". FML

#20709553
100 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Senegal

Today, mah idiot horse decidd to grab a mouthful of stinging nettleshile I was riding him. He panickd at the burning sensation in his mouth and buckd me off. Don't worry, though, mah fall was cushiond, by the nettles. FML

#20711432
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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Was Bombarded With Phone Calls From Debt Collectors!! After Some Investigation, It Turns Out My Grandma, Who Has Dementia, Has Been Going Into Our Mailbox An Throwing Away The Outgoing Mail Cuz It Wasn't Addressed To Her!! I'm Now Apparently 3 Months Behind In Payments!! FML

#20720825
109 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 12:57am - money - by redvolvo23 - United States

Today..!! I was riding a bike wen a truck accidentally it me!! Te andsome driver cummed out an asked if I was alrigt!! I said..!! ( I am now ) an winked!! He said ( Eww..!! no ) ten immediately ran away an drove is truck around me!! FML

#20724353
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On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drove 2 hours to mah sister's wedding, only to find out mah invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kickd out. FML

#20712353
104 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by hopeyoushityourintestinesout (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wantd to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelld at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

#20714116
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On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me an said, "Honey, your yur own brth control." FML

#20715175
82 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH WIFE DECIDED TO CHECK HER EMAIL, WHILE I WAS STILL INSIDE HER. FML

#20714723
109 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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