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TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO AN ATTRACTIVE MAN. MUCH TO MAH SURPRISE, HE STARTED STROKING HIS FOOT AGAINST MINE. I WAS HAPPY AT THE FLIRTING BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO HIM FOREVER, SO I PLAYED ALONG. THAT'SHEN HE STOOD UP AND EXPLAINED HE WAS TRYING TO STRETCH OUT A CRAMP. FML
Today, I Found Out That Cell Phone Bill Was Much Higher Than Normal . After Investigating, I Realizd That A Text Conversation I Had With Stalker, Telling Him Multiple Times Not To Contact Me Anymore, Was To An International Cell Phone . I Have To Pay To Be Stalkd . FML
Today, I reconnected with mah best friend from childhood, an after a tereful confession, found out that fir most of mah engagement to mah husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015