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Thursday 9 May 2013

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64498) - you deserved it (5948)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38029) - you deserved it (3817)

On 05/13/2013 at 12:01pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49173) - you deserved it (11043)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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