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Thursday 9 May 2013

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Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43139) - you deserved it (3178)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41179) - you deserved it (4049)

On 05/13/2013 at 12:01pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52487) - you deserved it (11908)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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