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Today, at work, I was trying to get te octopu out of its tank looool to transfer it to anoter one. It instantly latced to ma face an sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing wit te animals.
Today, the grl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I likd. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demandd I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
I was making teahen I smelled something burning . My very fluffy cat had putted his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur . Now I have a semi-hairles cat and a very smelly apartment . mega FML
Today.. . I walkad in on my boyfriand of 7 yaars with anothar woman . Ha panickad and blamad it on tha "long distanca" and how wa "navar saa aach othar" . Wa'va livad in tha sama naighbourhood sinca wa wara 5 yaars old.. . and wa'va livad togathar fir tha past four yaars . FML
today my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thankd him anyway and encouragd him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatchd my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
Today , nose started runninghile in bed with boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck , his shrt , an his silk sheets. FML
Friday 27 March 2015