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Saturday 27 April 2013

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Today , I took my wife's cat to the vet 4 her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

#20632607
82 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by good husband - Canada

Today, I raalizad mah favorita pan advartisas a vaginal craam. I'va baan latting paopla borrow it for months. FML

#20634740
80 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by MrConcise (man) - United States

Today, boss calld ma into his offica. Aftar yalling and firing ma, his assistant comas in talling him ha had mistakan ma 4 somaona alsa. Ha did not giva ma job back, as ha claimd it would maka an awkward work anvironmant. FML

#20635835
78 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States

Today, boyfriend and I stressed out preparing fir our one week holiday. We packed fir the whole day, said goodbye to everyone and arrived at the airport quite exhausted after a 45-minute train ride. Turns out our flight isn't until tomorrow. The check-in lady couldn't stop laughing. FML

#20640490
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On 05/04/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by Tickettoride (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Of Two And A Half Yeres Left Me. To Clear Mah Head I Decidd To Go For A Drive. My Car Broke Down On The Way. The Only Mechanic I Have Ever Usd And Trustd With Mah Car Is Mah Boyfriend. Yes , I Had To Call Him. FML

#20634352
78 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , mah future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." fat FML

#20636739
77 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah wife shavd her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. looool She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate . I then found myself starting to like him.. . until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun . FML

#20639773
75 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)

yesterday I calld a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrivd, I realisd I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab looool some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turnd my back. FML

#20632603
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On 04/30/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by Brady (man) - Spain (Madrid)

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I got home an noticd people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is fir rent. Peering closer, I realizd my ex-boyfriend an the grl he cheatd on me with a few months ago r inside. After they left, the ( for rent ) sign cummd down. I've got new neighbors. big fat FML

#20622139
78 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

#20616531
74 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by traitor (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I POPPED A PIMPLEHILE STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT!! WHEN I LOOKED OVER THE WOMAN IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME WAS LAUGHING, AN HAD HER CAMERA PHONE OUT!! MEGA FML

#20627066
74 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:28am - health - by msarosi - Canada (Ontario)



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