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Saturday 27 April 2013

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2DAY I TOOK SPANISH TEST, AND I FELT VERY CONFIDENT. I GOT THE TEST BACK LATER, AND SAW TEACHER HAD WRITTEN ON IT: "CONGRATS ON THE 94%, BUT I KNOW YOU CHEATD." FML

#20615717
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On 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I decided to be playful and leave mah girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me , saying she couldn't be with someoneho "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep , I think I just got dumped fir myself. FML

#20616571
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On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, there mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control . real FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

#20624720
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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically bieng placed under house arrest by birds. FML

#20630234
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On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was getting looool ready, when I heard mah dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song ( The Wheel in the Sky ) by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics an was singing, ( The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'. ) It turns out mah mom was in the shower with him. FML

#20634724
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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that every time mah girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. big fat FML

#20638599
99 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 7:32am - health - by poopydaddy - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I WAS ADMITTED TO THE HOSPITAL 4 CHRONIC CONSTIPATION!! I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH TWO OTHER GRLS WHO ARE ALSO HAVING BOWEL PROBLEMS!! WE'RE ALL ON STRONG LAXATIVES AND THERE'S APPARENTLY ONLY ONE BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE!! FML

#20613283
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On 04/22/2013 at 3:10pm - health - by shatMyself - United States

Today, I was fired on mah second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, mah ( tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy ). FML

#20617597
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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

YESTERDAY, I OVERHERED MAH BOYFRIEND TELLING HIS BUDDIES THAT THE MAIN REASON HE GOT INTO VIDEO GAME MODDING WAS SO HE COULD PUT A VRTUAL VERSION OF ME IN HIS GAMES AN "SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH". FML

#20627653
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On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, mah boyfriend dumpd me because he says I ned to leren how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because mah dad recently passd away, mah best friend turnd on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of mah dreams. FML

#20625067
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On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, I was lectured by my mother fir staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

Taday I went on a run!! Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog!! I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled ankle and fell!! The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up!! FML

#20634623
94 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)



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