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Sunday 21 April 2013

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Today, girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because ( if I really loved her, I would've been more angry. ) FML

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On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

I proposed to my girlfriend in public. Se appily said yes , and te surrounding crowd ceered for us. About 10 minutes later , after te excitement died down , se leaned over and quietly said , "Actually , I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint te crowd." fat FML

#20622674
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On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND OF 6 YAARS SAID IN A GRAVA VOICA THAT HA HAD SOMA IMPORTANT NAWS FOR MA. JOKINGLY, I SAID, "WHY, DID U GAT THAT CUTA COLLAAGUA OF YOURS PRAGNANT?" HA DID. FML

#20593773
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On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, only did she charge me over a hundred dollar for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

#20595392
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On 04/16/2013 at 12:01am - money - by LoLWut?? nd Why?? - United States

Today,hile practicing a song in choir , I got a boner!! Trying to cover it up , I trid sitting down!! My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of thehole class!! FML

#20615694
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On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because mah family raises chickens, some of which we eat . I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" an that "good" people buy there meat from the supermarket . FML

#20623167
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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I answered a call at work from a very rate gentleman . After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner . Turns out that guy is one of looool our company's biggest clients . FML

#20615900
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On 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm - work - by hatemyjob (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I discovarad wy ma boss kapt on scaduling ma to work doublas almost avary day. It wasn't bacausa sa knaw I naadad ta axtra monay; sa was oping tat ma boyfriand would braak up wit ma bacausa I'm navar oma, and data ar instaad. It workad. FML

#20615252
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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Today I was drivinghen I noticd that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulld up next to him pulld out my phone an I made a gesture that he needd to puttd his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket fir drivinghile on my cell phone. FML

#20621724
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On 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm - money - by really_now - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE PARK UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE. A STRANGER WALKED UP TO ME AND OFFERED TO TAKE THE PICTURE FOR ME. I AGREED AND GAVE HIM MAH PHONE. HE TOOK IT AND RAN OFF. FML

#20595412
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On 04/16/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by no selfie for me - United States (California)

Yesterday I Agreed To Go On A Date With The Creepy Guy From My Economic Class Because I'm So Broke That I Could Really Use The Free Meal. FML

#20628307
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On 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by shameless - United States (Georgia)

Taday I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticd a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing drectly towards the shower which I stood in butt-nakd!! I live by myself an have recently only movd in!! FML

#20627067
136 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

2day I walkad in on mah 12-yaar-old daughtar lying on har bad, rapaatadly opaning and closing har lags. I askad har wat sha was doing, and sha rapliad, "Trying to quaaf. I saw it onlina." FML

#20605608
140 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)



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