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Saturday 30 March 2013

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Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43351) - you deserved it (18748)

On 03/28/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Hooker (woman) - United States



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