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Tuesday 23 September 2014

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Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

#21262936
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (2562)

On 09/22/2014 at 2:45am - health - by thebrokentardis (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heart hippy in the restroom for using paper towels. Apparently I'm a "tree-hating, paper-wasting bitch". I had a nosebleed. FML

#21263128
81 comments

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On 09/22/2014 at 1:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

#21263093
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15894) - you deserved it (1780)

On 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by mislead - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (1631)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML

#21263186
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11199) - you deserved it (832)

On 09/22/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by WhiteCaribbean (man) - Saint Lucia (Castries)

Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML

#21263040
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18618) - you deserved it (1640)

On 09/22/2014 at 10:25am - misc - by willconqueror1 - United States



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