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Monday 2 March 2015

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Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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On 03/02/2015 at 12:14am - intimacy - by dickofbrokendreams - United States (North Carolina)



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