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Sunday 21 December 2014

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Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22258) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
130 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
131 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
120 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
107 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML

#21318814
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27961) - you deserved it (4405)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML

#21318762
98 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 9:11pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (5840)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
93 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
91 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27390) - you deserved it (3305)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)



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